You can interpret "don't hate" however you will. I have some things to say about a recent, "vision impaired" date. Wasn't totally blind.
1. He lives in a retirement community. You can call it Active Adult all day long, I don't care. And as much as the Realtor in me says this is practical when you are single because the homes are smaller, no yards; the rest of me says, "Seriously"?
2. He has a Facebook account but uses a fake first and last name for it and hasn't informed any of his friends. I can't imagine how this works for him.
3. One of his first few questions to me was, "What do you think of Joel Osteen?"
4. Mandals, or Man-sandals in case you don't know the lingo.
5. Jean shorts.
"Don't hate me for posting something so rude", or "I didn't hate the date", Which is it?
No, no, no! Hannah, this is almost as funny as your no pants sighting at Kroger. That might have to become a post:)
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha, this is hilarious. Love it!
ReplyDeleteretirement community? That is AMAZING. Has anyone written a book on worst first dates ever? If no, we need to pull that together soon.
ReplyDeleteYour Sunday perimeter lunch is a close second.